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  Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

  Note the Death Star, TIE Fighters, X-Wings all as the Indiana Jones theme plays in the background. If you ever wondered why "The Man Who Saves The World" (also called "Turkish Star Wars") never made it to America look no further then the blatant copy-right infringements! Hopefully this film will make you appreciate the crap Hollywood puts out there just a little bit more!

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    Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

    (To better view it, click "Close This Frame" in the Propeller frame)

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    Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

    (I strongly advise those who wish to view this to go out and buy some pot first, and smoke it. Even if you don't do pot)

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    Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

    I love how they don't even bother to hide that they just ripped off Star Wars, Indiana Jones, some Flash Gordon and some Disney's Black Hole.

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  icono13 months, 4 weeks ago

  It is all about being creative by the theft of some one elses ideas.

  Love the flick.

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    Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

    So, that's one loving of "Turkish Star Wars", got it!

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  Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

  Drinking blood through a twist straw. Classic. Not to mention suddenly hitting rocks for no effing reason. Then karate chopping a boulder in half...

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  Dicax_Maximus3 months, 4 weeks ago

  Md - I'll catch up to actually watching it at a later date when :-

  a) I'm ALL toked up

  b) I need a DAMMED good laugh

  I read the link you posted to the site (yesterday ?) and the mini clips were bad enough.....

  You may well be right, this would certainly be a contender for the WORST !!!

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    Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

    Oh yeah. I think its a definite contender! I have no idea how something can be THIS bad! The best part, so far (I can only watch it a few minutes at a time!) is the drinking of human blood through a twist straw! Either that or the karate chopping a boulder in half... though the skeletons with the beer bellies coming out of NOWHERE makes it a contender as well!

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      Dicax_Maximus3 months, 4 weeks ago

      Md - I haven't got that far yet, but the mental image is enough to reduce me to fits of laughter.....

      Skeletons with beer bellies ?????? NO, that's just WRONG !!!

      ROTFLMAO !!!!!

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        Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

        Its not even on purpose which makes it even funnier! The actors are all oddly large people for the skeletons on horseback and they are NEVER explained! NEVER! They just APPEAR out of NOWHERE!

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          Dicax_Maximus3 months, 4 weeks ago

          Md - I'll refrain from any further comments UNTIL I've seen this POS..... From all you've said, and from the clips, see above as to WHEN !!!! LMAO...

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            Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

            :D

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  tanglang3 months, 4 weeks ago

  Hows about some Turkish Rambo for ya?

  http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/415057/

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    Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

    Holy crap. Was he punching through that wall? That's almost as bad-ass as The Man Who Saved the World kicking one rock onto a boulder and they both explode. I mean EXPLODE! You can see the smoke and the fire!

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      tanglang3 months, 4 weeks ago

      I like how he dodges the rpg like it aint isht!

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        Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

        How many films did Turkey utterly rip off???

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          tanglang3 months, 4 weeks ago

          I don't have any idea. What I do know is that the worst movie ever made title is reserved for "I kill you, I bury you, I spit on your grave too". Either that or "Dead Alive".

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            Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

            Anything by Uwe Boll automatically deserves honorable mention, IMO. That crazy man is a disgrace and he actually thinks he's simply not being recognized because he's a genius and no one understands that...

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  scott42613 months, 4 weeks ago

  I only think that Plan 9 from Outer Space may be worse. But man, I love watching stupid stuff like that when I'm in the right state of mind....

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_9_from_Outer_...

  Kind of reminds of those late nights in college watching USA's Night Flight! (Remember that show?)

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    Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

    Can't say I do :(

    Maybe we need an ongoing series of submissions for the worst film ever?

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      scott42613 months, 4 weeks ago

      It was a show lasting from the around 1981 into the '90s. It was on on USA all night late nights on Friday and Saturday. They showed music videos and bad movies. Gilbert Gottfried was one of the hosts....

      It was fun to watch after a night of partying!

      And BTW, you can still rent Plan 9, which some consider to be the absolute worst science fiction film ...EVER! ...Complete with quite visible strings holding up the spaceship!

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        Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

        Ouch! Did MST3K do a version of it? I might have to download it or find it on youtube or something...

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          scott42613 months, 4 weeks ago

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHRq80QNnJM

          Those are some highlights with links to others! Enjoy!

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            Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

            Oh. My. God.

            I thought the plan of the Dalek's in the original Doctor Who series, to hollow out the Earth and drive it around like a spaceship, was hare-brained. I was wrong. It was a work of brilliance compared to "exploding the sunlight of the sun".

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              Mutainia3 months, 3 weeks ago

              Seems Ed Wood could have come up with a BRIGHTER idea than the "exploding the sunlight of the sun" plan in Plan 9.

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          scott42613 months, 4 weeks ago

          You know, now that I think about it, MST3K probably DID show it! How could they not? I don't remember seeing it on there, but they HAD to have!

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            Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

            Unrelated but I found this rather interesting:

            http://www.politicalcompass.org/index

            I was a -6.5 on the left/right (that's left of Sweden and Nader) scale and a -7.18 on the anarchy/fascism scale (that's significantly closer to anarchy then even the center!). I'm too lazy to submit this as a story, but I found it rather interesting!

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              Nixie3 months, 4 weeks ago

              That was fun. The main problem I had was there was no inbetween! I had to pick agree or disagree on things that I am either ambivalent about, or think is of equal importance. I ended up right where Angela Merkel is, on the right economically, above the line in social libertarian territory.

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                Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

                That was an issue with mine as well but it was explained in the FAQ area as like that so people couldn't duck out of difficult questions! I was around the Dalai Lama, a bit left of him and a bit closer to an anarchist then him as well. My father took this test and was barely in libertarian territory and just a shade to the right of me on economics... strangely, we both voted Republican in the primary. Also, if you go down you can see where all the candidates in the primaries rate on a graph! Click on the US Primaries link!

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                  Nixie3 months, 4 weeks ago

                  I've done several of these, I always land in the Libertarian zone. But it's a two party country, whatcha gonna do?

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                    Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

                    Well, Angela Merkel wasn't even in the Libertarian zone (very close), maybe you are misreading it? The lower you are on the graph, the more libertarian. Then again, you might have meant as far to the right as Merkel. Yup, two party country, not much you can do. For some reason I was very close to the Green Party but I have several issues with that group. I was surprised to find I was to the left of pretty much every government in the EU!

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              tanglang3 months, 4 weeks ago

              Here is what I was.

              Economic Left/Right: 4.75

              Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.74

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                Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

                Sounds about where the Republicans are, a little closer to Libertarianism then the GOP is. The surprising thing was that it put parties like Labour and the Republicans and the Democrats and Conservatives in a place where you can sort of compare them. Barack Obama is to the left of Labour's Gordon Brown, a bit of a surprise to me. He was a bit right of Sweden, though.

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  Nixie3 months, 4 weeks ago

  "We must cross over the space speed."

  That is pretty bad, Mdiar. I think it definitely gives WaterWorld a run for it's money as Worst Film Ever.

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    Nixie3 months, 4 weeks ago

    "The coming ones are too sour faced. It would be nice if some chicks in mini skirts were coming."

    *shakes head...*

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      Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

      Wait until the training montage.

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  ind063 months, 4 weeks ago

  I thought "Italian Spiderman" was pretty stupid.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

  But, this is even stupiderer. In fact, this may just be the stupidererest movie ever.

  And that's saying something. Good call Mdiar! :)

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    Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

    Wow! That is some scary stuff...

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  tanglang3 months, 4 weeks ago

  Worst music video ever.

  http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/694/

  Most retarded group ever. (Not really, I used to party with these guys back in high school. They are pretty stupid though)

  http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/670/

  Best test ever. (I passed on the first try)

  http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/432934/

  Worst game ever.

  http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/43710/

  Correction, this is by far the worst game ever.

  http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/893/

  I'll leave Ya'll alone no. Hope you enjoy.

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    Mdiar3 months, 4 weeks ago

    Nice additions!

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  chevydog3 months, 3 weeks ago

  Some pretty dreadful stuff. Also looks like Doctor Who in some places.

  Hard to say if this is the worst ever; my attention kept going everywhere else like I needed to be rescued. Woe is me.

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  Mutainia3 months, 3 weeks ago

  Turkish Star Wars? Hey, anyone of you seen Turkish Star Trek? It's so corney and stupid it's actually pretty good. The worst movie I think I've ever seen is "Godzilla's Revenge". Oh my gosh, that was stupid. "The Frozen Dead" is pretty damn close. The worthless crap I was exposed to on TV as a kid.

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  Bkumm3 months, 3 weeks ago

  Wow!!! That was AWFUL. I think the music in the background is actually a ripoff of the Battlestar Galactica theme. Terrible.

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    Mdiar3 months, 3 weeks ago

    Wow. I know alot of Indiana Jones was in it, as well. I didn't pick up on the Battlestar Galactica, but it wouldn't surprise me.

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  ZiegfeldGirl3 months, 3 weeks ago

  OMG, that was so incredibly horrible!

  I let my boys watch a little of it, they loved it. They are huge Star Wars fans. My 4 year old thought it really was Star Wars, you should have heard his older brother (10) trying to explain it to him...finally he just yelled, "Okay okay, it's freaking Star Wars, now be quiet so I can watch!" Lol!

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    Mdiar3 months, 3 weeks ago

    LOL

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